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Starring: Orion Lee, James Marlowe, Abdiel LeRoy, Ewa Wojcik, Tatjana Sendzimir.
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Written & Directed by Lauris Beinerts
Based on a short story “The Meeting” by Alexey Berezin
Produced by Connor Snedecor & Lauris Beinerts
Director of Photography: Matthew Riley
Sound Recordist: Simon Oldham
Production Designer: Karina Beinerte
1st Assistant Director: James Hanline
Make-up Artist: Emily Russell
Editor: Connor Snedecor
Sound Designer: James Bryant
Colourist: Janis Stals
Animator: Benjamin Charles
The original short story about drawing seven red lines “The Meeting” (in Russian):
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We made this video using:
– Canon 7D camera:
– Final Cut Pro 7:
– Web-based Cyrillic converter:
– The Hospital Club premises for a stage test (only partially recorded…):
– Libre Office Calc to make sense of the shot list…
– 7 different markers and an empty juice pack to get the right sound
– 7 red lines
– A bottle of single malt whiskey
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Семь красных линий
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工程师心里的痛只有工程师能懂
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client wants their website to have 'outer space' backgrounds, and also to be out all very light (not too dark). I immediately remembered seeing this a few years ago and came back looking for it.
Having one of those days where I actually feel like a failure because I can’t draw a red line in the shape of a kitten. Slowly having logic brainwashed out of me.
"What if we want to use blue ink" lmao.
as freelancers
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Yes it's our daily pain
https://youtu.be/PUi6mGKMtFk
With money and time, anything is possible. Because I am an expert.
I am getting an anxiety attack as an expert..
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Hahahahaha!!!
Aw God! That poor Expert (Red Line Drawer) having to take his orders from a bunch of clueless, oblivious MBAs! I hope his paycheck from them is way, way, WAY above average for putting up with that shit while trying to work for a living!
LOL good one, Lauris Beinerts and cast & crew! *Thumb Up & Subscribe*
Reminds me of the army, high ranking morons giving orders and making demands, which were far from reality because they were never actually on the field or deployment.
this hits way to close to home
"It is essential that the student acquires an understanding of and a lively feeling for values. He must acquire a vivid sense of the beautiful and of the morally good. Otherwise he—-with his specialized knowledge—-more closely resembles a well-trained dog than a harmoniously developed person." – BITE-SIZE EINSTEIN
Best solution is draw red line with the red ink, then say to this idiots that i drew it with the green ink.
Honestly, if you're not smart enough to take advantage of corporate people like these and separate them from their capital. You're in the wrong business. Word of advice, just say yes to everything, do the task and then present the bill with a notice.
– Geometry.
– Just ignore it.
I can't stop laughing
He totally neglected the third dimension when he said only two lines can be perpendicular :'(
You can make 7 lines mutually perpendicular if you have 7 spatial dimensions. So just set up a 2-skeleton of a 7 dimensional set of perpendicular lines, use computer pallet swaps to ensure that all are red in SOME pallet while in the display pallet 2 are red, 2 green, and 3 transparent. Oh, and just say that the bird flew away and the cat (sorry, kitten) chased it. Problem solved.
And this is one of the reasons I quit my engineering course.
Just draw 7 red lines on a transparent plastic sheet in a circle( divide circle in 7 sections) and on 1 line draw a stretch cat in a sitting facing forward position.
https://docucollab.com/what-is-document-and-contract-redlining/
http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/redlining.html
This pretty much sums up my PhD research -:) My professor demanded to run experiments with no regard for logical solutions, and these motherfuckers are professors, managers, etc.
DRAW RED LINE WITH BLUE LIKE WHATT!!!
THE EXTENT OF STUPIDITY. OOOHHH MAN🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤦🤦
Hahahaha. Disliked by bosses who don't understand (expletive here)
2:57…… the reply of that blue skirt lady…hahhahahhahaha
today white house
A brilliant casting, very good acting
Sad but this is my everyday experience at work as an Engineer! I learned that I would just say "Yes" and move on to do whatever is actually possible!
Wow..,loved a lot this is fit case of managing software development project scenario
Hahahaha… you're really an expert..
I work for this company.
This is exactly what happens to me 😀
Perfect! This is so true.
The problem is really not the expert thing, but we never listening!! Never learn anything!! Just being a bunch of bitch in the middle of Pasific! Absolutely nonesense